Don’t sweat it. Unlike her I didn’t shoot anyone or shove someone off a boat. Melvin’s just moved on to bigger and…well…just bigger things. I wanted to be cutesy and say this to him before he left for Bombay. But I did not. Anyway, so no more Melvin jokes and bow tie wearing memes.
He actually had the audacity of thinking he could leave with a handshake. Bloody. I’m from Delhi. We do jhappis!
The first draft of this read like a eulogy so had to change it. But gotta be honest, gonna miss him. He was damn helpful and well, he fished out my resume in the first place.
Via Con Dios, Meester.
The Yedi AD